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Say It Worse

Passive-Aggressive Translator

Say what you mean, the way you’d say it if you were absolutely fine.

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Plain English, translated

Please do the dishes.

No rush on the dishes! I’m sure you have a system. I’ll just eat off this lid 🙂

I’m upset.

I’m not upset. I just think it’s interesting. Anyway. Enjoy your evening.

Please answer me.

Just bumping this to the top of your inbox, in case my last three messages were lost at sea 🙂

Thanks for helping.

Thanks so much for your help! It really meant a lot to watch.

What it really means

Fine.
Not fine.
No worries!
Several worries.
Per my last text
You didn’t read it.
Just a friendly reminder
Last warning.
Interesting.
You’re wrong.
Must be nice.
I’ve been keeping track.
Noted.
Forever.
If you say so.
I’ll be saying so later.

These are jokes, not a guide to what anyone really means.