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Say It Worse

Your text, ruined seven ways.

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One text, ruined seven ways

Same trash. Same Sunday. Seven people you’d rather not hear from.

The original

Perfectly good. For now.

Hey, can you take the trash out tonight? It’s been sitting there since Sunday.

Corporate

Everything is a process. Even you.

Hi team of one! Circling back on the trash initiative. Per our Sunday touchpoint, the deliverable remains in the kitchen. Can we align on bandwidth to action this by EOD? Looping in the raccoons for visibility.

Dramatic

The most important moment in human history.

Historians will ask how it came to this. The trash. Has. Been. There. Since SUNDAY. I was young when it arrived. Tonight. Please. I’m begging you.

Passive-aggressive

Absolutely fine. Ask anyone.

Hey! Just a friendly reminder, per my last text and the note I taped to the bag, that the trash is still here 🙂 No worries if you’re too busy! I’ll just do it myself. Again. Fine.

Sarcastic

So fed up it’s gone cheerful.

Oh wow, the trash. Still here. Since Sunday. No no, take your time 😉 It just got its own library card. Love that for us.

Way too many emoji

The emoji do most of the talking.

Heyyy 👋😊 the trash 🗑️🗑️ has been there since Sunday 📅😬 could you maybe 🥺👉👈 take it out tonight 🌙✨🙏 thank youuu 💖💖💖

Dry Texter

Resents every letter.

Trash. Tonight. K.

Over-Apologizer

So sorry. Is this a bad time?

So sorry to bother you!! This is probably nothing, totally ignore this if you’re busy, but if you ever have a spare second in the next few years, the trash might maybe like to go outside? Sorry. Sorry for saying sorry.

Just want one?

Corporate Speak TranslatorPlain English in, office jargon out.Passive-Aggressive TranslatorFor when you’re fine. Totally fine.

Before you send anything

Should I actually send these?
That’s your call, but read it twice first. This is a game, for laughs, and none of it is advice.
Do you keep what I write?
No. We don’t save it. An AI service reads it to write the jokes, and doesn’t train on it.
Is it free?
Yes. You get 10 a day, shared with the Quills Check, and switching tones after is free. Our examples don’t use any.