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How to ask your neighbor to pick up after their dog
It’s a small thing that can sour things fast. Here’s how to bring it up kindly.
Wait until you’re calm
Not right after stepping in it. Catch them later, when you can be friendly.
Cool down, then talk ›What you might want to sayI just stepped in your dog’s mess. Thanks a lot.
Porcupine · Pause when flooded“Thanks a lot” is sarcasm, right after stepping in it. Asking for a minute, later, keeps it neighborly.
What might land betterHi, do you have a minute? It’s about the front lawn.
Assume they didn’t know
They may not have noticed, or may think it was another dog.
Check before assuming ›What you might want to sayYou obviously just leave it.
Porcupine · Actions, not motives“You obviously just leave it” decides they do it on purpose. “You might not have noticed” starts from a kinder guess.
What might land betterYou might not have noticed, but I’ve found some on the lawn.
Describe what you’ve noticed
What, where and how often, without a verdict.
Describe, don’t diagnose ›What you might want to sayYour dog keeps using my yard as a toilet. Gross.
Porcupine · No sarcasm, insults or contempt“Gross” is disgust aimed at them. A few mornings on the lawn, “might be from your walks,” leaves room for doubt.
What might land betterI’ve found dog mess on my front lawn a few mornings this week, and I think it might be from your walks.
Ask kindly
A light request is easy to say yes to.
Ask, don’t pressure ›What you might want to sayPick up after your dog.
Porcupine · A clear, doable request“Pick up after your dog” is an order. “Would you mind” makes it a favor between neighbors.
What might land betterWould you mind grabbing it on your walks?
Hear their side
Maybe it wasn’t their dog, or they ran out of bags. Let them answer.
Understand before answering ›What you might want to sayDon’t lie to me.
Porcupine · Show you’re open“Don’t lie to me” calls them a liar. “Maybe it’s another dog” takes their word, and still asks for help.
What might land betterOkay, maybe it’s another dog. Thanks for keeping an eye out.
Thank them if it stops
A quick thanks when things get better keeps it friendly, and makes the next conversation easier.
Us against the problem ›If it keeps happening
Bring it up again, still friendly. A note left in anger is harder to come back from than a second friendly word.
Respect, even when angry ›
The common mistake
Cleaning up and fuming
Picking it up yourself for weeks can feel easier than a talk, until it boils over. A light word early is easier on both of you.
Honest and hearable ›If it doesn’t go the way you hoped
What they might say, and what you could say back.
If they sayIt wasn’t my dog.
You could sayOkay, thanks. I wasn’t sure, so I wanted to ask.
If they sayI always pick it up.
You could sayGood to know. Maybe it’s another dog. Thanks for hearing me out.
If they sayIt’s just a little grass.
You could sayIt’s where my kids play, so I’d really appreciate it.
Putting it together
The whole message, before and after.
What you might want to sayYour dog keeps using my yard as a toilet. Gross.
Porcupine · A clear, doable requestWhat you’ve found, a gentle guess where it’s from, one easy ask and a thank you. It’s friendly, and leaves room for it being another dog.
What might land betterHi, I’ve found dog mess on my front lawn a few mornings this week, and I think it might be from your walks. Would you mind grabbing it next time? Thanks, I appreciate it.
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Common questions
What if I’m not sure it’s their dog?
Say what you’ve noticed without accusing: “I’ve found some on my lawn and wondered if it might be from your walks.”
Should I put up a sign?
A friendly word usually works better. Signs can feel aimed at someone, and nobody can answer a sign.
What if they deny it?
Let it go for now. You’ve said it, and a friendly reminder often does the job.
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